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Ricky Gervais On Hitler's Ideology | POLITICS | Universal Comedy

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The Holocaust isn't your average comedy subject, but Ricky Gervais (creator of The Office, Extras, Derek and After Life) has a good go at it, here are Ricky Gervais' takes on Hitler and his ideology.

Edgar Wright Put Arnold Schwarzenegger on a $100 Bill, Sent The Running Man Script to Stephen King

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Edgar Wright talks about creating a faithful film adaptation of Stephen King's book The Running Man, getting Arnold Schwarzenegger's blessing for the film and receiving feedback on the script from Stephen King.

Euphemisms For Being Stupid, part 9

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If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted.

Isn't firing on all 6 cylinders.

Isn't firing on all thrusters.

Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.

Like a pair of children s scissors, bright and colorful, but not too sharp.

Million dollar body and a ...Read more

Ponder These

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1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On...Read more

Do not use

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In his victory speech last night, President Obama told his daughters that they would not be getting another dog. When asked why, the president said, 'Because I just made Mitt Romney my *****.

Conan O'Brien

Broom

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the...Read more

Meter Jumper

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What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

It was toad!

Elizabeth Olsen Explains 6-7 to Seth, Shares Why Eternity Is Her Dream Role

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Elizabeth Olsen talks about the Los Angeles Dodgers winning the World Series, playing her dream role in the film Eternity and using Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller as references for her and Miles Teller's roles in the film.

Why Telling America's Origin Story Could Help Put This Country Back Together - Ken Burns

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Acclaimed documentarian Ken Burns shares lesser-known stories from the Revolutionary War era and argues that some lessons from George Washington's time still resonate today. "The American Revolution" premieres this Sunday on PBS.

Aimee Lou Wood Always Pulls Some Research From the Stars ✨ The Graham Norton Show | BBC America

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Aimee Lou Wood tells us what the stars have told her, sharing everyone's astrological signs and what they mean.

Eddie Murphy on Having a Blast in the 80s, Schwarzenegger Pitching Him Triplets & New Documentary

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Eddie talks about what happens after we die, being a very private person, having a retractable roof at his house, almost getting fired from 48 Hrs. after two weeks, choosing the song Roxanne for the movie, Coming to America being inspired by his own life, getting sued by a bunch of people who claimed to be the real Prince Akeem, nobody having ...Read more

Brittany Murphy at Blockbuster 🎬 You Had To Be There

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On what would’ve been her 45th birthday, MTV News celebrates the legacy of Brittany Murphy by looking back at her memorable visit to a local Blockbuster Video in 2004.

Woody Allen Comedy Appearance on The Steve Allen Show 11/15/63

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Woody Allen stand-up comedy appearance on The Steve Allen Show 11/15/63

Stephen Fry Proves He Can’t Sing! | The Jonathan Ross Show

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Stephen Fry talks about getting knighted and becoming Sir Stephen Fry, compliments Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth, and shares how Paul McCartney told him to shut up - proving he definitely can’t sing

Cute Dog Quotes

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The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. - Will Rogers

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than ...Read more

Silent Treatment

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Mike and Joan were having some problems at home and were giving each other the "silent treatment." But then Mike realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning drive with some pals to go golfing.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and so lose the 'war'), he wrote on a piece of paper, "...Read more

Shopping

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All my wife does is shop.

Once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

Psychiatric Chiropractor

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Did you hear one about the Psychiatric Chiropractor?

He specializes in attitude adjustments!

Photo Day

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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, he's a doctor.'"

A small voice from the back of the room rang out, "And there's the...Read more

 

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