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Zen Master and the Hot Dog
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"Where's my change?" asks the Zen Master.
The vendor responds, "Change...Read more
Losing it...
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.
She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch."
"What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said.
So Mary bought a playpen.
A few days later, her friend called to ask how things ...Read more
Quotes About Marriage
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.
Marriage means ...Read more
Wife-Free Vehicle
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
To which the farmer replied: "Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!"
Got Bugs?
My husband works as a service technician for a large exterminating company.
One of the rules of the company is that he has to comfirm each appointment by phone the night before his service call to that household.
One evening he made such a call, and when a man answered the phone, he said, "Hi, this is Gary from A to Z Pest Control ...Read more

History of Religion | Robin Williams | Live on Broadway (2002)
In this stand-up piece from Robin Williams' 2002 HBO special "Live on Broadway," the comedian dives head first into religion: his own, the United States' and before you know it, we're wandering the desert. Classic Robin Williams stand-up, rapid-fire mixing of historical facts with voices, accents, and physicality.

Matt Berry reads a letter from South Park creators to the MPAA
Prior to the release of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in 1999, the movie's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, were asked repeatedly by the MPAA to alter the film in order for it to gain an R rating rather than an NC-17. Matt Stone responded to this request with this memo.

Every time The Good Place referenced FRIENDS | The Good Place
The One with where Lisa Kudrow plays Hypatia of Alexandria'

J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History
J. R. R. Tolkien vs George R. R. Martin. Epic Rap Battles of History
The Grieving Wife
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father..."...Read more
Regular or Premium
When the family car developed a slight knock, the husband asked his wife if she had bought regular or premium gas, but she couldn't remember.
"You probably got the cheaper gas," he said. "That could account for the engine running so rough."
"No, the gas wasn't cheaper!" she replied indignantly.
"Well, how much did it cost?" asked the husband....Read more
Three Sisters
Once upon a time there were three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, and they all lived together.
One night the 96 year old ran a bath. She put one foot in and paused. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yelled.
The 94 year old hollered back, "I don't know. I'll come and see." She started up the stairs and stopped. She shouted, "Was I going up or...Read more
Violin Practice
Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper...Read more
Legless Frog
Sidney was a 14-year-old boy with an interest in the sciences. One summer day he started his own investigations. With his 12-year-old sister Sophie in tow, he caught a large bull frog in a local pond. Sidney started his experiment with the amphibian, and told Sophie her job was to write down the results of the experiment.
Sidney drew a line...Read more

Conan O'Brien Blooper Reel | Conan O'Brien Must Go Season 2 | HBO Max
Bloopers, for your consideration.

Honest Trailers | The Hobbit (1977)
Before you see War of the Rohirrim, check out the FIRST time Tolkin let his work get the feature-length animated treatment in our Honest Trailer for The Hobbit 1977! Pass the pipe weed, Bilbo, it's gonna be a strange journey...

Drew Carey Missed A Call From Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show"
The host of "The Price Is Right" tells the story of missing his first chance to perform for Johnny Carson, and the excruciating wait for that next call.

School vs. School - SNL
Teachers and their star students (Jenna Ortega, Mikey Day, Punkie Johnson, Michael Longfellow, Molly Kearney, Marcello Hernández) team up on a game show.

Peter Dinklage Was Relieved When Game of Thrones Ended | The Graham Norton Show
Peter Dinklage looks back on what he misses most from working on Game of Thrones.

George R. R. Martin Watches "Red Wedding" Reaction Videos | CONAN on TBS
How does the "Game of Thrones" author react to fan freakouts? With chuckling delight.