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Home after all
Housewife: "How did you know I was home? My son told you I was out"
Salesman: "It was easy Lady. He was mowing the lawn."
Dealing With Telemarketers pt. 3
... continued from above
Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, “OH MY GOSH!” and then hang up.
Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask if he/she will give you their home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers ...Read more
Snail Time
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the heck was that all about?"
The Engineer
An engineer dies and reports to hell.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with ...Read more
Arguing
The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error.
To her credit, Nancy finally said, "Look. I'll tell you what. I'll admit I'm wrong if you admit I was right."
"Fine." I said.
She took a ...Read more

Morgan Spector Talks Gilded Age and the Time He Tripped on LSD and Hallucinated His Late-Night Debut
Morgan Spector talks about the time he thought he was making his late-night debut while tripping out at a county fair, starring in The Gilded Age and launching his acting career in the Broadway play A View From the Bridge alongside Scarlett Johansson and Liev Schreib

Seth MacFarlane Sings Cyndi Lauper’s Greatest Hits As Stewie and Peter Griffin
All of our dreams have come true as today Seth MacFarlane sings Cyndi Lauper's greatest hits as Family Guy characters Stewie and Peter Griffin.

Beth Behrs Accidentally Grabbed Kat Dennings' Boob | CONAN on TBS
CONAN Highlight: Beth was in the middle of dissing "DuckTales" when she accidentally got to second base with Kat.

The Late Show Band Cuts New Endorsement Deals
Have you seen these new commercials starring members of The Late Show Band?
Speeding
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.
An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that even He is against me?"
What was the problem
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?"
"The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the Flight Attendant, "and it took us a while to find a ...Read more
Jets Fan
A guy walks into a bar with a dachshund under his arm. The dog is wearing a Jets jersey helmet and is holding Jets pom poms.
The bartender says,"Hey! No pets allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"
The man begs, "Look I'm desperate. We're both big fans, my TV is broken, and this is the only place we can see the game!"
After securing a promise...Read more
Egg Humor
Question: If a rooster laid an egg on the top of a barn, which way would it roll?
Answer: Neither, roosters don't lay eggs.
Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: Because the rooster egged her on.
Question: Did you hear the one about the egg?
Answer: It's not all it's "cracked" up to be!
Question: Why can't ...Read more
Riders
After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting.
Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked: "How did your game go?
The first lady, a brunette, said she had a good round ... making the comment that she actually had 25 riders. The Pro was a bit perplexed not knowing what a "Rider" was.
The second was a blonde ...Read more

Name the greatest rock ’n’ roll band of all time
Name the greatest rock ’n’ roll band of all time.

If the Famous "Who's On First" Bit Was Asian | Henry Cho Comedy
Comedian Henry Cho on an Asian “Who’s on first”…

Hair Tutorial: Captain Pike's Peak | Star Trek: Strange New Worlds
Want to know the secret to Pike's hair? We got you covered!

Weekend Update: Jane, You Ignorant Slut - SNL
On this edition of "Point/Counterpoint," Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtin debate Lee Marvin and Michelle Triola's relationship. [Season 04, 1979]

"Freaky Tuesday" Starring Jamie Lee Curtis And Stephen Colbert
Does anyone know how to switch them back?

Fran's Voice Changes After She Eats Wasabi! | The Nanny
Fran and C.C. go for sushi, Fran tries wasabi for the first time and it has an interesting effect on her voice!
From Season 3 Episode 18 ‘Val's Boyfriend’. Over sushi, C.C. begs Fran to help reunite her with Mr. Sheffield. Fran does so by getting her old music teacher- who happens to look exactly like Marvin (and is played by him) - to ...Read more