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		<title><![CDATA[Stephen Colbert Teases Future Career Plans, Almost Injured an Audience Member with a Segway]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4061747</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ella Purnell Thinks Fallout's Terrifying Deathclaws Are Actually Cute]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4061746</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dave Crashes The Set Of "Seinfeld" | Letterman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4061745</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Full Appearance - Paul Williams Arrives Straight From Filming "Battle for the Planet of the Apes"]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4061744</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The 301 Spartans - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4061743</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Romantic Dinner]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1502265</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More New Millennium Office Terminology]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

TOURISTS: People who take training classes just to get a vacation from their jobs.

TREEWARE: Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

UMFRIEND: A ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-525263</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Promotion]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two advertising executives were having lunch and talking. The young exec trainee said to the older, wiser man, "Where has Ben Harris been hanging out? I haven't seen him for a while."

The senior exec replied, "Haven't you heard? Ben Harris went ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-525258</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[I'm Tired]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[I'm tired. For a couple years, I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out it ain't that. I'm tired because I'm overworked.

The population of this country (the USA) is 237 ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-525256</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Pill]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dennis had a problem with getting up late in the morning and as a result, he was always late for work. His boss was getting very angry with him, and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about the problem. So Dennis went to his doctor, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-149324</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/06/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton's Fossil Fuel Money Fight: A Closer Look]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Pays better than fast food, though the hours aren't as good.

2. Fashionable shoes & sexy white uniforms.

3. Needles: It's better to give than to receive.

4. Reassure your patients that all bleeding stops eventually.

5. Expose yourself to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1815314</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Running Errands]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to
do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright.
He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and
general "go-fer" at a furniture warehouse. His first task
was to go out ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1125093</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Computa-holic 12-Step Program]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my
newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with
one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1125050</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Show and Tell]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out 
that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents' 
occupations. 

The teacher pulled me aside. Whispering, she advised, "You 
might want to explain a little bit more to your ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1125047</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What's black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!

Why aren't you doing very well in history?
Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th!

The Spanish ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-148466</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/05/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It's A Monk's Life]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[In an ancient monastery, a new monk arrived to dedicate his life to God
and to join the others copying ancient records. The first thing he
noticed was that they were copying by hand books that had already been
copied by hand.

He had to speak up. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1304223</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Rules Kids Won't Learn in School]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1304220</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Unjust Criticism]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Lawyers get a lot of unjust criticism. I would remind you that it is not right to condemn a whole profession just because of 350,000 bad apples.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1304218</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Only in America]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-148474</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Quick Quotes]]></title>
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"My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's 
wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice 
dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of 
this wine and crackers, want some?'" --Warren Hutcherson 

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-31621</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/04/2026</pubDate>
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