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7 Definitions Of A Cat

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1. A lap-warmer with a built-in buzzer.

2. A four footed allergen.

3. A small, four-legged, fur-bearing extortionist.

4. A treat-seeking missile.

 

5. A wildlife control expert impersonator.

6. A hair relocation expert.

7. An un-programmable animal.


 

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