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My To-Do List

on Jul 8, 2025

Published in Jokes

The to-do list for tomorrow is so daunting that I'm putting off writing the to-do list til tomorrow, which means the first thing on tomorrow's to-do list is writing my to-do list. I feel like there's a tautology in there, someplace...

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Little Johnny's Aching Side

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