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My mother taught me esp – put your sweater on; don’t you think i know when you are cold?

My mother taught me humor – when that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.

My mother taught me how to become an adult – if you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.

My mother taught me about my roots – shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?

 

My mother taught me wisdom – when you get to be my age, you’ll understand.

My mother taught me about justice – one day you’ll have kids, and i hope they turn out just like you!


 

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