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Car Keys pt. 2

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Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband. "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these."I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"You forgot," he said, "I dropped you at the hotel."

 

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He replied, "I will, as soon as I manage to convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car."


 

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