... continued from above

Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, “OH MY GOSH!” and then hang up.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens...Read More

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush ...Read More

The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error.

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Morgan Spector talks about the time he thought he was making his late-night debut while tripping out at a county fair, starring in The Gilded Age and launching his acting career in the Broadway play A View From the Bridge ...Read More

All of our dreams have come true as today Seth MacFarlane sings Cyndi Lauper's greatest hits as Family Guy characters Stewie and Peter Griffin.