Things to Say at a Job Interview pt. 4
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... continued from above
Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away, declare; 'NOW we can begin.'
When making small talk and the Simpson trial comes up, shout: You mean Homer and Marge are in some kind of trouble?'
Sniff two of your fingers hold out toward interviewer, ask; 'smell these, these smell funny to you?'
Upon walking in to the office for first time, ask receptionist to hold all your calls.
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