Diagnosis

Jokes / October 21, 2025

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth ...Read More

Too Much Analysis

Jokes / October 21, 2025

Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.

One turned to the other and said, “Hello.”

The other one thought, “I wonder what he meant by that?”

It's All in the Nomenclature

Jokes / October 21, 2025

Why engineers don't write recipe books.

Chocolate Chip Cookies:

Ingredients:

1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride...Read More

Twelve Shots

Jokes / October 21, 2025

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The ...Read More

Oscar Isaac Talks Frankenstein and Working with Jacob Elordi, Performs His 6-Year-Old Son's Song

Jokes / October 20, 2025

Oscar Isaac talks about starring in Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and working with Jacob Elordi on the movie, then performs "Damn Tour," a song he co-wrote with his son for their band, Fleece.

Minooka, Illinois Community Calendar with Nick Offerman

Jokes / October 20, 2025

Native Minookan Nick Offerman joins Stephen Colbert to promote some upcoming events in his Illinois hometown.