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What do you call a witch who drives really badly?
A road hag!

What kind of jewelry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!

Who's the fastest witch?
The ones that ride on a vroom stick!

 

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

What do witches ring for in a hotel?
B-room service!

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!


 

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