A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and ...Read More

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked ...Read More

The basketball coach stormed into the university president's office and demanded a raise right then and there.

"Please," protested the college President, "you already make more than the entire History department."

"Yeah,...Read More

-- A good thing to exercise when you're putting on weight is restraint.

-- Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare.

-- He arrived late at the party to find he was beaten to the punch.

"According to "The New York Post", runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married today, it never hap- pened. Ironically she showed up at the church and every- body else left town." --Jay Leno

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Chelsea talks about her new book “I’ll Have What She’s Having” being her 6th consecutive #1 New York Times bestseller, her father making her read epic books as a child, dedicating her book to flight attendants, ...Read More