After the Baptism

Jokes / November 28, 2025

After the Baptism of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us ...Read More

Recent Survey

Jokes / November 28, 2025

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

The Redneck and the Chainsaw

Jokes / November 28, 2025

A red neck walks into a hardware store and asks for a chain saw that will cut 6 trees in one hour. The salesman recommends the top of the line model. The red neck is suitably impressed, and buys it.

The next day he brings...Read More

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 28, 2025

Ya.

Ya who?

What are you getting so excited about?

Rejected Hallmark Greetings, part 4

Jokes / November 27, 2025

... continued from above

Heard your wife left you...
How upset you must be...
But don't fret about it ....
She moved in with me

Rejected Hallmark Greetings, part 2

Jokes / November 27, 2025

... continued from above

You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mends...
here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

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