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Jokes / March 29, 2025

"According to "The New York Post", runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married today, it never hap- pened. Ironically she showed up at the church and every- body else left town." --Jay Leno

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Chelsea Handler on Microdosing Drugs, Vacationing with Family, New Netflix Special & #1 Book

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Chelsea talks about her new book “I’ll Have What She’s Having” being her 6th consecutive #1 New York Times bestseller, her father making her read epic books as a child, dedicating her book to flight attendants, ...Read More

Stephen King Reveals His Top Five Stephen King Stories

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Which of Stephen King's stories are his personal favorites? The legendary author, whose latest book "Billy Summers" is out now, drops by the Ed Sullivan Theater and reveals his picks to Stephen Colbert.

Bill Murray on Losing the Oscar for “Lost in Translation”

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Bill Murray was surprised to miss out on an Oscar for “Lost in Translation,” but he told Howard losing out to Sean Penn may have been for the best.

Sarah Sherman Pitches Mikey Madison an Anora Idea for SNL

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Mikey Madison hosts Saturday Night Live with musical guest Morgan Wallen on March 29, 2025.

Delaware Decision

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her USA government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the ...Read More