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Drew Carey on The Price is Right’s 10,000th Episode, Discovering Phish & Applying to Adopt a Dog

on Feb 25, 2025

Published in Jokes

Drew talks about hosting “The Price is Right,” the 10,000th episode, picking up the bill for writers who ate at Bob’s Big Boy or Swingers during the WGA strike, applying to rescue a dog, DJing on New Year’s Eve, and discovering Phish at the Vegas Sphere on 4/20 weekend.

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