Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?" asked the ...Read More

On the Listening Tour, a prominent politician was pleased and proud that the local sandwich shop in a town he was visiting had named a sandwich after him.

He was somewhat less pleased after he found out what was in it.

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A group of young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

"Davey, what sound does a cow make?"
Davey replied, "It goes 'moo'."

"Alice, what ...Read More

He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"

She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."

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He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said: Single women come ...Read More

Q: Why did the blonde keep putting quarters in the soda vending machine?

A: Because she thought she was winning.

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Q: Why did the blonde take 16 friends to the movies?

A: Under 17 not admitted!

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Q: Why did ...Read More

Cole Escola talks about accepting their Tony Award for Oh, Mary! in a tribute gown to Bernadette Peters, visiting Laura Keene's grave for inspiration for the play and watching Betty Gilpin and Tituss Burgess take over ...Read More