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Meanwhile... Mr. Met Gets Buff | World's Oldest Geckos | Stop Squeezing That Statue's Breasts

on Apr 10, 2025

Published in Jokes

Meanwhile... The New York Mets mascot got into crazy shape in the offseason, New Zealand is home to two of the oldest geckos in the world, and a statue of Molly Malone in Ireland needs protection from grabby tourists.

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Oscars 2024: How Batman defeated both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito

Jokes / April 18, 2025

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito took the stage at the 96th Academy Awards, not because they're 'Twins' — but former Batman villains.

Dad Jokes | Charlie Cox & Vincent D'Onofrio | Daredevil: Born Again

Jokes / April 18, 2025

Charlie Cox and Vincent D'Onofrio go head-to-head in Dad Joke-Off. These two Daredevil stars deliver hilarious dad jokes to see who laughs first. Who will hold their composure, and who will crack up? Watch and find out!

Dummy Hypnotises Ventriloquist | Live at the Apollo | BBC Comedy Greats

Jokes / April 18, 2025

Nina Conti and her good friend Monk demonstrate the perils of mixing ventriloquism and hypnotism.

Trump Brags About His “Excellent Health,” Celebrities Launch into Space & More Tariff Confusion

Jokes / April 18, 2025

A 5.2 earthquake hit right outside San Diego this morning, a group of celebrity women launched into space on Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin rocket, Katy Perry gave quite the interview after her experience, Bernie Sanders was at...Read More

Rules Kids Won't Learn in School

Jokes / April 18, 2025

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase "it's not fair" 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ...Read More

Places I'd Rather Not Live

Jokes / April 18, 2025

- Paradox, New York
- Crapo, Maryland
- Boogertown, North Carolina
- Spasticville, Kansas
- Hellhole, Idaho
- Purgatory, Maine
- Girdletree, Maryland
- Rabbithash, Kentucky