During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth answers if there is anything he hates as much as Andy Samberg hates his dog Frisbee.

Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like K-Pop star Lisa of Blackpink wearing an outfit that featured images of Rosa Parks on her bodysuit at the Met Gala.

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the second person.

4. Never ask ...Read More

These are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a snide sense of humor.

Q: Does it ever get windy...Read More

NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the bathroom while playing in the front yard, always use the newspaper that's placed in the driveway every morning for that purpose.

VISITORS: Quickly determine which guest is afraid of ...Read More