Introducing the Director of Homeland Security | South Park

Jokes / August 18, 2025

Kristi Noem does what's hard and inspires the new recruits at ICE.

Eminem rhymes the word orange

Jokes / August 18, 2025

How do you rhyme with the word orange? It's not a problem for Eminem, who told Anderson Cooper in this 2010 excerpt, "People say that the word orange doesn't rhyme with anything and that kind of pisses me off because I can...Read More

If Hogwarts Were an Inner-City School - Key & Peele

Jokes / August 18, 2025

An HBO documentary dives deep into the deplorable conditions at Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards.

A Nice Boy

Jokes / August 18, 2025

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.

Later, the parents pulled their daughter ...Read More

Be More Cynical

Jokes / August 18, 2025

If you don't like my driving, don't call anyone. Just take another road. That's why the highway department made so many of them.

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It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.

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It's always darkest ...Read More

Car Company Names

Jokes / August 18, 2025

AUDI

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

All Un-informed Drivers Insulted

All Unnecessary Devices Installed

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

BUICK

Big Ugly...Read More