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Trump Threatens to Delay SNAP Benefits, Brags About Trumpified Kennedy Center & Mamdani vs Cuomo

on Nov 5, 2025

Published in Jokes

The World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers are here tonight, there were elections today in 39 states, the votes haven’t even been counted yet and Trump is already calling our election here in California “unconstitutional” and a “giant scam,” Former Governor Andrew Cuomo was trailing newcomer Zohran Mamdani and picked up a last-minute endorsement from Trump and Elon Musk, we are on day 35 of the government shutdown, Trump threatened to delay SNAP benefits to the 42 million Americans who need them until the shutdown is over and after a federal court ordered them to do it Trump agreed to pay half, Donald is feeling especially bad right now for newly de-crowned Jeffrey Epstein pal Prince Andrew, and they are preparing for an absolutely MAGA-nificent new season of shows at the Kennedy Center.

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