Johnny Carson: Hilarious Phrases You'll Never Hear, Tonight Show 1989

Jokes / February 23, 2026

Johnny Carson reads funny sayings and cliches that you'll never hear, on the Tonight Show 1989.

Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

Jokes / February 23, 2026

John Oliver discusses how an already flawed Twitter got worse under Elon Musk, how it continues to impact us all, and what it has to do with the 30-40 trillion cells humans are composed of. Or, wait, sorry, Twitter doesn�...Read More

Kumail Nanjiani: “Why Are There No Math Teachers at Hogwarts?”

Jokes / February 23, 2026

Kumail Nanjiani wishes his experience as a transfer student had gone as smoothly as Harry Potter’s and explains why it’s difficult for him to come up with comebacks for racist comments.

Keep Your Seat

Jokes / February 23, 2026

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.

She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, ...Read More

And Finally, This...

Jokes / February 23, 2026

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I ...Read More

Christmas and Hallowen

Jokes / February 23, 2026

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?

Because DEC 25 = OCT 31