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One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the zoo, pleads with the bus driver to do him a favor.

He offers a $100 bill to the...Read More

Play on the words

Jokes / March 19, 2026

"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"

"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."

"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."

"I know the waitress who asked ...Read More

Same answer for each

Jokes / March 19, 2026

This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies.

1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Do Politicians lie?

Jimmy Fallon Counts How Many Times Ben Carson Opens His Eyes

Jokes / March 19, 2026

The Tonight Show counts how many times Ben Carson opens his eyes during a speech he gave explaining why he won't leave the Republican race for president despite trailing badly.