Lesbian Period Drama - SNL

Jokes / March 24, 2026

From the makers of Portrait of a Lady on Fire and The Favourite comes Lesbian Period Drama, a new will-they-won’t-they period piece.

Flea Injured His Head in a Bizarre Peeing Accident, Reminisces on Meeting Jazz Icon Dizzy Gillespie

Jokes / March 24, 2026

Flea shares the truth behind his forehead injury, talks about his solo jazz album Honora and shares a story about the time he met Dizzy Gillespie when he was a kid.

How to Handle Teens

Jokes / March 24, 2026

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began.

The very next afternoon three ...Read More

A Blonde is Overweight

Jokes / March 24, 2026

A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds....Read More

Shoe Repair

Jokes / March 24, 2026

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to ...Read More

Peer pressure

Jokes / March 24, 2026

A reporter interviewed a 104-year-old man.

"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.

"No peer pressure," he replied.