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"Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away...if your car could go straight upwards." -- Sir Fred Hoyle

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Always follow your dream! Unless it's the one where you're at work in your underwear during a fire drill.

 

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"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life." -- George Carlin


 

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The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."

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Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids.

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