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Hegseth Lectures "Fat Generals" and Trump Threatens War Against U.S. Cities | The Daily Show

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Ronny Chieng recaps Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump's sudden gathering of top military leaders, where the president announced his intention to use Democrat-run cities as training grounds for the National Guard, and where Secretary of War Pete Hegseth fat-shamed troops, hawked his book, and made cringey jokes.

Matt Berry reads a letter from South Park creators to the MPAA

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Prior to the release of South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut in 1999, the movie's creators, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, were asked repeatedly by the MPAA to alter the film in order for it to gain an R rating rather than an NC-17. Matt Stone responded to this request with this memo.

Colin Firth On Being A Sex Symbol | The Jonathan Ross Show

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Colin Firth on being a sex symbol, speaking Italian, and how one “N” can turn spicy pasta into an angry bowl of penises.

Anna Kendrick's Iconic British Impression | The Graham Norton Show

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AnnaKendrick goes FULL POSH! 🇬🇧👑 Watch her absolutely NAIL a British accent while #JustinTimberlake gets seriously passionate about... SCONES?! 🫖😂 From Hollywood glamour to afternoon tea etiquette, this unlikely combo serves up pure comedy GOLD! Who knew baked goods could be so entertaining?

Three Old Men

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Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them fifty years from now.

"I would like my grandchildren to say, 'He was successful in business'," declared the first man.

"Fifty years from now," said the second, "I want them to say, 'He was a loyal family man'."

Turning to the third gent, the first ...Read more

Breaking In

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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.

"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.

"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Honeymoon

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A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, "If it weren't for my money, we wouldn't be here at all!"

The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn't on a ...Read more

Innovative Farmer

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Did you hear about the farmer who ploughed his field with a steamroller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

Tough Problem

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Teacher: If you multiplied 50 by 8 and then divided by 4, what would you get?

Student: The wrong answer.

Check This Out

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Whenever I go to the supermarket, I have a big decision to make. It has nothing to do with which cereal to buy or what to make for dinner. It's not figuring out the math so I know whether to get 4 = 8 or 6 = 15 rolls of paper towels. It's all about which checkout to use: cashier or self-checkout.

On the plus side for the self-checkout, the ...Read more

Bumper Snickers pt. 4

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... continued from above

BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.

I need someone really bad... Are you really bad?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Wrong Bear

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A guy, out hunting in Alaska, accidentally shoots a polar bear. Realising his mistake, he reports the incident to the local ranger.

A week later, he gets a letter in the mail, telling him that he is being taken to court by the park service. Arriving at court, he explains to the judge what happened, and the judge comes to a decision.

“As you ...Read more

What a Card!

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Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Eriksson and Francisco Pizarro?

They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan.

What's in a Name?

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A young man called directory assistance. "Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona."

"There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix," the operator replied. "Do you have a street name?"

The young man hesitated, and then said, "Well, most people call me Ice Man."

Last Second

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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.

The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

"Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ...Read more

Julia Louis-Dreyfus on Her Dad Being on Nixon’s Enemies List, the Elaine Dance & Meeting The Rizzler

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Julia brings Jimmy a puppy named Ethel to cheer him up after his stressful week and she talks about Jimmy coming back on air, her father being on Nixon’s “Enemies” list, her mom being on her podcast Wiser Than Me and asking Julia to speak at her retirement community, how she created the Elaine dance for Seinfeld, whether or not she is ...Read more

Top 5 Most-Watched Weekend Update Features | Season 50 | Saturday Night Live

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Relive the top 5 most-watched Weekend Update features across SNL's digital platforms from Season 50, like visits from guests Moo Deng, The Couple You Can't Believe Are Together and more!

Jenna Ortega Surprises a Wednesday Cosplayer | Netflix

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Jenna Ortega surprises one of her top Wednesday cosplayer fans.

Timothy Olyphant Writes His Own Late Night Introduction; Talks Alien: Earth

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Timothy Olyphant gives Seth an introduction for himself that he wrote, talks about the painful process of bleaching his eyebrows for Alien: Earth and being an art major in college.

Famous Face-Off with Mariah Carey and Bozoma Saint John | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon

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Jimmy and Bozoma Saint John partner against Mariah Carey and Tariq Trotter from The Roots in a game where they take turns holding up celebrity masks and guessing who they are before time runs out.

 

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