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		<title><![CDATA[Laugh Laugh Laugh]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of food do maths teachers eat? 
Square meals!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If you're a bug!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy toilet trained on it

How did Columbus's men sleep on ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1307214</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Dusty Housekeeping]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and sweetly replied, "Yes, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1307212</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[First Apartment]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.

As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.

Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious host, I said, "Yes, what do...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-151493</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-151135</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mathematician...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the
bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat,
which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can
buy her a drink.

The bartender, who is used to weird university ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32008</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066351</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[No body
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066350</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Meanwhile… Rat Birth Control | ChatGPT Can’t Count Backwards | Sugar For Hemorrhoids?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066349</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Daniel Radcliffe Reveals Jonathan Groff’s Backstage Antics, Talks Unhinged Tracy Morgan Moment]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066348</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Traitors: A Very Confident Mistake | SNL UK]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4066347</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Who's Counting?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?

12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-330388</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Volunteers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-180838</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-180820</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where are most fish found? 
Between the head and the tail!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!

What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!

How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!

Where do you find a down...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-149933</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fireman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire 
chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed 
for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be 
careful, the rattlesnakes are out." 

The chief explained that calls had...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32054</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jack Black Sings a Bowser Revenge Song, Reveals Ryan Gosling Is His Archenemy After "Peaches" Snub]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065043</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sabrina Carpenter Talks Arresting Celebs at Her Short n' Sweet Tour, Goes Day Drinking with Seth]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065042</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mr. Rogers Talks About Meeting Eddie Murphy | Letterman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065041</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paralyzed cat's hilarious reaction to wheelchair]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065040</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ghosts - Michael Jackson Goes to HR (Sneak Peek 1)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065039</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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