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		<title><![CDATA[Thinner Earlobes in 30 Days]]></title>
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When I was younger and I would gain weight, it was always in my butt,
belly and thighs. But now that I'm middle-aged, I have discovered that
the fat is being redirected to other body parts.

I'm not sure why this happens this way. It may be one ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/tracybeckerman/s-4341134</link>
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Revenge of Haiku Error Messages]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a chasm
of carbon and silicon
the software can't bridge.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

To have no errors
Would be life without meaning
No struggle, no joy

You step in the stream,
but the water has ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1230606</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[South Pacific Huts]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One balmy day in the South Pacific, a navy ship espied smoke coming from 
one of three huts on an uncharted island. Upon arriving at the shore they 
were met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, "I'm so glad you're here! I've 
been alone on this ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-979225</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Crater]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the copilot 
was providing his passengers with a running commentary about 
landmarks over the PA system. 

"Coming up on the right, you can see the Meteor Crater, 
which is a major tourist ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-979070</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Boss Truism]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA["I finally got my boss to laugh," said one friend to another after work.

"Oh, how?"

"I asked for a raise!"
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-90665</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Expressions Explained, Part I]]></title>
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In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was 
either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington 
showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while 
others showed both 
legs and both arms. ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-17680</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/10/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jerry Zezima: No fortune at the Wheel]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[As a man who is not letter-perfect (I’m not number-perfect, either,
and I have the bank account to prove it), I could never replace Ryan
Seacrest as the host of “Wheel of Fortune.”

And my wife, Sue, who is perfectly aware of this, couldn’...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/humorcolumns/s-4340571</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mad Cow Disease]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields.

The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1230018</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Crowded Store]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.

A small man pushed his way to the front of ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-90668</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Broken Window]]></title>
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There was a knock at the door. It was a small boy, about six 
years old. Something of his had found its way into my garage, 
he said, and he wanted it back. 

Upon opening the garage door, I noticed two additions: a base- 
ball and a broken ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-17663</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sherlock and Watson]]></title>
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up
their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes
his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-17494</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Great Steaks?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
Amanpreet had told all of his friends about the great steak
he'd eaten downtown the day before. A group of them 
decided to head down and see if was really as large and 
delicious as Preet was making it out to be. 

The group was seated in the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-17493</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Anthill Golfing]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill. Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golfball. It sat in the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1229900</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Christian and the Atheist]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There's a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts "Praise the Lord!".

The atheist yells back, "There is no God".

She does this every morning with the same result....<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1229899</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[He didn't kick too much]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few days ago my daughter, who is expecting her third child, was telling the other two children that this baby is kicking alot. She further explained that when she had the first one, Mikey, he didn't kick too much.

Mikey gently said to his ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-977935</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Inspiring Music]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building.

Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-977929</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Job Interview]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[At the end of a job interview, the head of human resources asked the young engineer out of MIT, "What starting salary are you looking for?"

The engineer decides to shoot for the moon, "I'm thinking of 125K a year or so, depending on the benefits ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-89764</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[If Florida Isn't Purple Again, It's Looking Pretty Close]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[

Now that everyone has rinsed the ruby rims of election night wine
goblets, swished the crimson stains from their tongues, popped a scarlet
extra-strength Tylenol and stepped into the azure light of day, let's
talk color theory.

Maybe Florida ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/stephaniehayes/s-4339648</link>
 
    <pubDate>Nov/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Thoughts, part 3]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[... continued from above

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.

Why do they sterilize ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1420229</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/07/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Walking on Water]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[All of his life Roger from Cape Breton had heard stories of an amazing family
tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all
been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk
across the ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-977312</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Nov/07/2026</pubDate>
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