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He said: "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said: "Turn sideways and look in the mirror."
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He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said: They already have boyfriends.
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He said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said: A widow.
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