Bill talks about his Cubs being knocked out of the playoffs, seeing the Dodgers play in Tokyo, partying with the ‘85 Bears, growing up with a family of nine kids, his family being very excited when he was hired on SNL, ...Read More

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely ...Read More

- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

- The problem: How to...Read More

- "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be ...Read More

A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years -- chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry lecturer ...Read More

A teacher was asked to fill out a special questionnaire for the state. One question said, "Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession."

The teacher wrote, "July and August."