Adjust the tint on your tv so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page....Read More

After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump training.

"Well," he said, "it's three weeks long."

"What else?" I asked.

"The first week they separate the men ...Read More

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck.

Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?"

The monster said, "Well, boss...Read More

- Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

- Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

- On the second day, the knee was better, and then on the third day it disappeared.

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The junior officers challenged the senior officers at an Air Force Base in North Caroline to see who would donate the most blood.

After trying several times to locate a vein in the left arm of a young first lieutenant, ...Read More

Ethan Hawke talks about his terrifying role as The Grabber in Black Phone 2 and sharing the story of Rodgers and Hart in the movie Blue Moon before running some lines for his play with Seth.