Tom Hanks talks about hosting Saturday Night Live 10 times and pitching an idea for a subway surfing sketch that was cut before sharing some facts he learned while narrating the nature documentary series The Americas.

A noise woke me up this morning.
What was that?
The crack of dawn!

It's gone forever - forever I tell you!
What has?
Yesterday!

Whats red and flies and wobbles at the same time?
A jelly ...Read More

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this:

Q. Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?
A. No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the ...Read More

- A hacker can get into the most sensitive computer in the world before intermission and guess the secret password in two tries.

- Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function. (See "Demolition Man" and countless others...Read More

My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back about two hours later and sadly explained that he couldn't enlist because he would have to be "de-furred."

"Hard drive" - Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

"Keyboard" - Place to hang your truck keys.

"Window" - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

"Modem" - How ...Read More