Sixes and Sevens

Jokes / July 08, 2025

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because, already, seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)!

Total Control

Jokes / July 08, 2025

A guy named Bob is travelling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him.

He is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very long time heavily criticizing George Bush, the war in Iraq, corruption...Read More

My To-Do List

Jokes / July 08, 2025

The to-do list for tomorrow is so daunting that I'm putting off writing the to-do list til tomorrow, which means the first thing on tomorrow's to-do list is writing my to-do list. I feel like there's a tautology in there, ...Read More

Think About It

Jokes / July 08, 2025

* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the ...Read More

Little Johnny's Aching Side

Jokes / July 08, 2025

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the ...Read More

Paul Simon Deconstructs 'Mrs. Robinson' | The Dick Cavett Show

Jokes / July 07, 2025

Paul Simon discusses The Graduate and explains the hit song 'Mrs. Robinson'

Date aired - 4/9/1970 - Paul Simon