South Korea gifted President Trump a golden crown and served him mini beef burgers with ketchup, the president's hatred of windmills is shared by some who live close to them, and diseased research monkeys from Tulane ...Read More

The Dodgers beat the Blue Jays last night in what turned into an 18 inning World Series game, Trump was in Japan where he got a tour and was walked around like a dog at the Westminster Dog Show, he held a rally on the USS ...Read More

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered,...Read More

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Several scientists were all posed the following question: "What is 2 * 2 ?"

The engineer whips out his slide rule (so it's old) and shuffles it back and forth, and finally announces "3.99".

The physicist consults his ...Read More

1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.

2. Came dressed in only a towel...again.

3. Ran out of paper clips.

4. I've decided to telecommute.

5. Ambassador to Belgium is at the White House.

6. ...Read More