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Morgan Freeman on Diane Keaton Calling Him Her Best On Screen Kiss & Singing with Al Green

on Oct 31, 2025

Published in Jokes

Morgan talks about when he got “gravitas,” monkeys on the loose of Mississippi, staying at home on Halloween, why he got his ears pierced, being a pilot, his concern over air traffic controllers not being paid during the government shutdown, owning a blues club and singing with Al Green, what his karaoke song would be, playing a vampire on The Electric Company, his new movie Now You See Me: Now You Don’t, hanging out with Woody Harrelson, the late great Diane Keaton saying he was her favorite on screen kiss, and he reads the title of our second guest Haley Lu Richardson’s new book.

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