Morgan talks about when he got “gravitas,” monkeys on the loose of Mississippi, staying at home on Halloween, why he got his ears pierced, being a pilot, his concern over air traffic controllers not being paid during ...Read More

Jimmy Kimmel discusses the impact of social media on late night television in the US. He says "I'm very conscious of the fact that ABC pays for the show and YouTube pays nothing...with said that, I love YouTube and I love ...Read More

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The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.

'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'

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NIGHT TEST: Prepare by obtaining a small cloth bag and fill it with 8 to 12 pounds of sand. Soak it thoroughly in water. At 8 PM begin to waltz and hum with the bag until 9 PM. Lay down your bag and set your ...Read More

- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

- Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

- The problem: How to...Read More

Salmonella won't be a concern.

Everyone will think your turkey is Cajun blackened.

Uninvited guests will think twice next year.

Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newfound appreciation.

Pets won't ...Read More