... continued from above

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

MY BACKGROUND AND SKILLS MATCH YOUR REQUIREMENTS: You're probably looking for someone more experienced.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot. ...Read More

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'

The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming ...Read More

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone ...Read More

When my physician said that my headaches were caused by tension in my neck and shoulders, I looked around for a product that would relax those muscles. The perfect solution seemed to be a neck wrap that was designed to...Read More

As the cast of "Toy Story" prepares to reunite for the fifth installment in the film franchise, Tom Hanks reveals that two years of voiceover work on the original film was scrapped after producers decided the dialogue wasn...Read More