Elizabeth talks about being a huge Dodgers fan, meeting them all backstage, watching almost every game at home, not really being a fan of almost anything else in her life, working with Josh Brolin and her new romantic ...Read More

... continued from above

I'M EXTREMELY PROFESSIONAL: I carry a Day-Timer.

MY BACKGROUND AND SKILLS MATCH YOUR REQUIREMENTS: You're probably looking for someone more experienced.

I AM ADAPTABLE: I've changed jobs a lot. ...Read More

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him 'How do you expect to get into Heaven?'

The boy thought it over and said, 'Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming ...Read More

Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.

Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone ...Read More

When my physician said that my headaches were caused by tension in my neck and shoulders, I looked around for a product that would relax those muscles. The perfect solution seemed to be a neck wrap that was designed to...Read More