There are only two ways of spreading light - to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.

I know that you cannot hate other people without hating yourself.

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library?

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.

Never introduce the Vice-President of the company you work for as the bosses' wife.

My heart's in the right place. I know, 'cuz I hid it there.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

The loneliest woman in the world is a woman without a close woman friend.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

So much has been said and sung of beautiful young girls, why don't somebody wake up to the beauty of old women?

The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.

The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight."

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age.

I've yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worrying about some aspect of combining marriage, children, and a career. I've yet to find one where many men were worrying about the same thing.

Women are strange and incomprehensible, a device invented by Providence to keep the wit of man well sharpened by constant employment.

So few grown women like their lives.

There isn't much that tastes better than praise from those who are wise and capable.