The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.

God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

Being a lady is an attitude.

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

A woman can look both moral and exciting ... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

One is not born a woman. One becomes one.

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.