God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250

We should every night call ourselves to an account; What infirmity have I mastered today? What passions opposed? What temptation resisted? What virtue acquired? Our vices will abort of themselves if they be brought every day to the shrift.

The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. Whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.

Experience suggests it doesn't matter so much how you got here, as what you do after you arrive.

May your walls know joy; May every room hold laughter and every window open to great possibility.

[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.

Read not to contradict and confute…nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.

Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.

The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.

I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.

"Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family."

You can take from every experience what it has to offer you. And you cannot be defeated if you just keep taking one breath followed by another.