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‘The Sopranos’ cast talks show's success 25 years after premiere
The cast and creator of "The Sopranos" reunite 25 years after the show first premiered on HBO to discuss the success of the six season show and how streaming has changed television. “Because of streaming, it’s all over the world. More people watch 'The Sopranos' now than watched it when it was on originally,” actor Steve Schirripa says. ...Read more
Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Spinal Tap
Filmmaker Marty DiBergi, David St. Hubbins, Nigel Tufnel and Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap stop by to talk about Spinal Tap II: The End Continues, the items on their greenroom rider, how often they get together, the first film bringing them a lot of recognition, the first time they heard their own music on the radio, how their songwriting process...Read more
Dave's Son Wants To Drop Him | David Letterman
Barbara welcomes her special guests Dave Letterman and comedy writer Bill Scheft. And remember, we're not happy until you're not happy. …
The Perfect Man
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
New Commonplace Words
Aquadextrous (adj.) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
Arachnoleptic Fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
Bozone (n.) ...Read more
Interesting Emergency Calls
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one
Caller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before.
Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine...Read more
Honest Lawyer
An investment counselor went out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized she needed an in-house counsel, so she began interviewing young lawyers.
"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be ...Read more
Inheritance
A man went to his lawyer and stated, "I would like to make a will but I don't know exactly how to go about it."
The lawyer said, "No problem, leave it all to me."
The man looked somewhat upset as he said, "Well, I knew you were going to take the biggest slice, but I'd like to leave a little to my children, too!"
Audrey Hepburn Makes Her First Appearance and Johnny Is Nervous | Carson Tonight Show
Original Airdate: March 30th, 1976
Michael Chiklis on Becoming a Grandfather, His Boston Accent & Playing Football Again in The Senior
Michael talks about his Boston accent, becoming a grandfather, his new movie The Senior about a grandfather who went back to play college football at 59 years old, and tackling guys on set.
John Cleese: "This Is The Stupidest Show" | David Letterman
Fan Friday Request: Dear team, Thank you for reading my request. Upon the release of the film A Fish Called Wanda, John Cleese was a guest. I found the interview utterly hilarious, a fine piece of comedy. However, it was taken down from Youtube some years ago and it hasn't resurfaced since. It would be a great pleasure if you could upload the ...Read more
Overtime with Bill Maher: Kaitlan Collins, Steven Pinker, Stephen Moore (HBO)
Bill and his guests continue their conversation after the show.
"Do What You Want, You’re F***ing Keanu Reeves!" | The Jonathan Ross Show
Keanu Reeves shares stories with Jonathan Ross about his mum running away from Essex, his first car and his love of motorcycles!
The Legendary Frank Gorshin talks to Conan OBrian 1997
Impressionist Frank Gorshin not only played The Riddler on TV's Batman in the 60's, he was one of the special guests the night The Beatles played their first Ed Sullivan Show in New York City, February 7, 1964. Great, fun interview with Conan from November of 1997.
What it REALLY means
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY ...Read more
True Believers
The two thousand member Baptist church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The preacher was ready to start the sermon when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church.
One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They ...Read more
SAC Message
You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice day.
Etch-A-Sketch FAQ
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the screen.
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window?
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I ...Read more
Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he ...Read more
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