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Meanwhile… How To Pay Off Student Loans | White Whale Photo | Robot Vacuum Army

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Meanwhile… A surgeon is making balloon animals to pay off his med school debt, a photo of an ultra-rare white whale won the top prize at the World Nature Photography Awards, and a man accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums.

Groucho Marx Makes a Surprise Visit on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 10/04/1965

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Groucho Marx Makes a Surprise Visit on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 10/04/1965

Mila Kunis Speaks Perfect Russian | Classic Clip | The Graham Norton Show

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#MilaKunis reveals why secretly speaking #Russian can make things very awkward… especially when people assume she can’t understand them.

Alfred Hitchcat Tribute🐈 Parody of Alfred Hitchcock movies: Psycho, The Birds and North by Northwest

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This is a tribute to the great Alfred Hitchcock featuring my cats. It includes clips from the films Psycho, The Birds, and North by Northwest. If you like the video, I'll make more videos with other great Hitchcock films.

Triumph The Insult Comic Dog's First Appearance | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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(Original air date: 2/13/97) Triumph The Insult Comic Dog makes his first appearance on "Late Night."

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Jerry Zezima: No money down the drain

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If I started my own plumbing business, I would be like the Three Stooges, who played plumbers in one of their classic movie shorts and ended up flooding a house.

But if the drain in your shower ever gets clogged, I’m the guy to call.

Unlike Moe, Larry and Curly, I somehow solved that plumbing problem without turning our humble abode into ...Read more

Five Senses

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Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly,
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.

No Girlfriend

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What do you call a musician who doesn't have a girl friend?

Homeless!

Rock Journalism

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"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk in order to provide articles for people who can't read." -- Frank Zappa

Judge's Tooth

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The judge said to his dentist: "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."

Polish Scientists

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A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country. They drove to the airport, forced their way on board a large passenger jet, and found there was no pilot on board. Terrified, they listened as the sirens got louder. Finally, one of the ...Read more

The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl

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The history of the world according to cats - Eva-Maria Geigl

Ice Skating - SNL

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A couple (Tommy Brennan, Veronika Slowikowska) gets interrupted by men having fun on an ice-skating rink (Connor Storrie, Mikey Day, Ben Marshall).

Meanwhile… How To Pay Off Student Loans | White Whale Photo | Robot Vacuum Army

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Meanwhile… A surgeon is making balloon animals to pay off his med school debt, a photo of an ultra-rare white whale won the top prize at the World Nature Photography Awards, and a man accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums.

The Gentlemen’s Code - SNL

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Two Victorian men (Connor Storrie, Mikey Day) settle a dispute with the help of the gentlemen's code.

Seth Rogen & Kermit The Frog Debate The Best & Worst Things Ever | GOAT Talk

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“The Muppet Show” co-stars Seth Rogen & Kermit The Frog debate their GOAT Muppet, rapper, conspiracy theory, Miss Piggy clapback, and the worst movie idea pitched to them.

Criminal Lawyer

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A man walked into the local Chamber of Commerce of a small town, obviously desperate. Seeing a man at the counter, the stranger asks, "Is there a criminal lawyer in town?"

To which the man behind the counter immediately quipped, "Yes, but we haven't been able to prove it yet!"

Three-legged chicken

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Juan was driving down a country lane in his pickup when suddenly a chicken darted into the road in front of him. He slammed on his brakes, but realized that the chicken was speeding off down the road at about 30 miles an hour. Intrigued, he tried to follow the bird with his truck, but he couldn't catch up to the accelerating chicken.

Seeing it ...Read more

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

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With apologies to Clement C. Moore, author of 'A Visit From St. Nicholas'

'Twas the night of Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep
The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with ...Read more

Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

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In the pre-Thanksgiving rush, we have received an early weather report from our in-house weather reporters. This is one, you should be sure to email your Mom.

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190F. The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or ...Read more

 

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