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Late Night with Seth Meyers Audience Q&A: Seth's Advice for Turning 40

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During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth shares his advice for turning 40, and how he celebrated his birthday.

Lee Mack's Joke Leaves John Cleese In Near Tears | The Graham Norton Show

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Lee Mack tells his infamous 'Kent' joke leaving John Cleese & Martin Clunes in near tears.

The Sound Of Science: Grumpy Fish | AI Nightmare Surveillance | Dead Butt Syndrome

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Stephen Colbert brings you the latest science stories from the world of science in his science-focused segment.

Robin Williams Guest Stars on SCTV | Church of Unlimited Credit | Second City Television

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The church's new plans, including Dowry to Heaven and Club God. Join now and receive The New Testament from Evelyn Wood.

Brilliant Moments You've Forgotten About On The Graham Norton Show

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Take a trip down memory lane with this marathon of classic moments from the early years! From legendary stories to iconic sofa confessions, watch the best bits that make Graham's sofa the place to be!

Going Down the Rabbit Hole

Humor / Tracy Beckerman /

As a card-carrying super-cleaning crusader, I have to admit, what really gets my mop in a bunch are dust bunnies. Not only are they hard to catch, but like laundry, dishes and husbands, the minute you get rid of one, another appears. They roll casually along the floor like dirty indoor tumbleweeds until they gather in a fuzzy nest under the ...Read more

Sixes and Sevens

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Why is six afraid of seven?

Because, already, seven ate nine (7, 8, 9)!

Total Control

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A guy named Bob is travelling by Amtrak with two strangers sitting close to him.

He is trying to sleep, but those guys were speaking loudly for a very long time heavily criticizing George Bush, the war in Iraq, corruption, unemployment, etc.

So Bob, in an attempt to force the guys to stop talking and let him sleep, tells them as a joke, that ...Read more

My To-Do List

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The to-do list for tomorrow is so daunting that I'm putting off writing the to-do list til tomorrow, which means the first thing on tomorrow's to-do list is writing my to-do list. I feel like there's a tautology in there, someplace...

Think About It

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* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

* Be ...Read more

Little Johnny's Aching Side

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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially interested when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"

Little Johnny ...Read more

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Jerry Zezima: Sorry, wrong number

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If Alexander Graham Bell, who is credited with patenting the first telephone, were alive today, he’d be:

(a) On hold.

(b) Getting relentless calls about his car’s extended warranty.

(c) Convinced that my new smartphone has a dumb owner.

The correct answer is:

(d) All of the above.

At least Bell has the good sense not to call me — and...Read more

Paul Simon Deconstructs 'Mrs. Robinson' | The Dick Cavett Show

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Paul Simon discusses The Graduate and explains the hit song 'Mrs. Robinson'

Date aired - 4/9/1970 - Paul Simon

Jennifer Lawrence And Stephen Kick Off Their Shoes

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'Red Sparrow' star Jennifer Lawrence has a drink, kicks off her shoes, and lets loose in this charming and freewheeling interview.

Frank Sinatra, Don Rickles, Olivia Newton-John - 11/12/1976 | Carson Tonight Show

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Guests: Frank Sinatra, Don Rickles, Olivia Newton-John, David Janssen, Ray Johnson Original Airdate: November 12th, 1976

Elmo Drops A Trump Diss Track

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Young Elmo goes full Kendrick Lamar.

Car Thief

Humor / Jokes /

Someone stole my car last night. But before I called the police I had a thought.

"The heck with it. Let them explain all the bodies in the trunk!"

Here's a Plan

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About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a Princess ship. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone along the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys, etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady. I asked our...Read more

Bra Shopping

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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

...Read more

Burglar

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A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: "Please don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob."

He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were floodlighted, and alarms started clanging.

As the...Read more

 

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